I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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