love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Soap is not a condiment
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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