Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
D3 body, D1 cock
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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