I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I had to cum in my sink.
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