Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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