So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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