We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
why do cheetos always look like penises
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
My penis needs a shock collar
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Randomize
