So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
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We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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