So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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