am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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