dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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