I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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