DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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