He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
this hospital has no fireball
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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