Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
The feeling are messing with the penis
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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