This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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