You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
