I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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