he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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