"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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