I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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