I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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