That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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