The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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