Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
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