no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize