We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Do vagina's smell?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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