Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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