East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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