Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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