dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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