Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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