I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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