She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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