I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
When did angry sex become our thing?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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