Small penises have feelings too.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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