Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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