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(415): View more from California

i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian

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(334): View more from Alabama

Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.

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(734): View more from Michigan

Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me

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(903): View more from Texas

Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay

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Hey there's a sandwich in there too!

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(706): View more from Georgia

I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended

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