Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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