Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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