I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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