I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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