I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
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