Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
either way he was missing a nipple.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Randomize
