dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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