Don't make out with my wife yet
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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