I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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