what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
how does that bad decision feel?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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