But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
