If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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