yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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