Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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