some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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