I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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